100% Cotton is Cotton Weary's controversial news program. 


Billed as the nationally syndicated #1 program on television, 100% Cotton is a play on words of Cotton's first name. You actually see Cotton on the show talking about 'road rage' right after he drove down the wrong lane trying to save his girlfriend, Christine, from the Ghostface killer, who had earlier claimed to be a "110% fan" of the show. 

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